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SYSTEM MESSAGE: Will there be bacon?

  Xenocide

I'll even settle for old, tired, bacon.



Responses:


Old, Tired Bacon  

There shall always be Bacon!


Old, Tired Bacon  

When the night is long and the road is rough...


  Old, Tired Bacon

...there will be Bacon.


Old, Tired Bacon  

When hope is slim and times are tough...


  Old, Tired Bacon

...there will be Bacon.


Old, Tired Bacon  

When someone needs a good kick in the duff...


Old, Tired Bacon  

Well, you know.


  Old, Tired Bacon

*HUP!*


  Old, Tired Bacon

Ow, my back...



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