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SYSTEM MESSAGE: HELLO?

  CzarCaustic

What is that smell? Why don't you open a damn window or something in here ... the dust and mildew is awful!



Responses:


  The Conversatron Control Panel

USER ALERT: ACTION PROHIBITED

OSHA regulations prohibit operation of ventilation manifolds during periods of emergency operation.


  Oglethorpe

Vhy von't zis stupid vent open?!

Emory! Activate ze computational override switch!


Emory  

Uhh, I don't think we have actually one of those. I mean, I don't even know wh...


  Oglethorpe

Ja, shut up and help me look for it. I know I saw it around here somevere.


  Oglethorpe

Ah yes, I think zat is it over zere.


Emory  

Umm, that thing? That's a pipe.

Yeah, that's definitely a lead pipe.


  Oglethorpe

Ja, zat is ze computational override switch.

You bang it against ze vent and it overrides the computational... ze computer... it overrides ze vent not being open!


Emory  

Yeah, I don't think that's what that's for.


Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

Wait a minute, why would the Conversatron not let us open the windows if it overrode the safety protocols a mere five threads ago?


Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

Something's not right here...


  Oglethorpe

Ja, zere is far too much talking and not enough smashing!


  Censored!

*CRUNK!*


  The Conversatron Control Panel

SYSTEM MESSAGE: HULL BREACH DETECTED

Protection charges priming...

The Conversatron will self-destruct in 5 seconds.


  Oglethorpe

Zis is all your fault!


Emory  

Uh... later!


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Psych.



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