CzarCaustic
	What is that smell? Why don't you open a damn window or something in here ... the dust and mildew is awful!

	The Conversatron Control Panel
	USER ALERT: ACTION PROHIBITED OSHA regulations prohibit operation of ventilation manifolds during periods of emergency operation.

	Oglethorpe
	Vhy von't zis stupid vent open?! Emory! Activate ze computational override switch!

Emory
Uhh, I don't think we have actually one of those. I mean, I don't even know wh...

	Oglethorpe
	Ja, shut up and help me look for it. I know I saw it around here somevere.

	Oglethorpe
	Ah yes, I think zat is it over zere.

Emory
Umm, that thing? That's a pipe. Yeah, that's definitely a lead pipe.

	Oglethorpe
	Ja, zat is ze computational override switch. You bang it against ze vent and it overrides the computational... ze computer... it overrides ze vent not being open!

Emory
Yeah, I don't think that's what that's for.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
Wait a minute, why would the Conversatron not let us open the windows if it overrode the safety protocols a mere five threads ago?

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
Something's not right here...

	Oglethorpe
	Ja, zere is far too much talking and not enough smashing!

	Censored!
	*CRUNK!*

	The Conversatron Control Panel
	SYSTEM MESSAGE: HULL BREACH DETECTED Protection charges priming... The Conversatron will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

	Oglethorpe
	Zis is all your fault!

Emory
Uh... later!

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	Psych.

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