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SYSTEM MESSAGE: Okay, so it's a little broken

  kermix

Obviously you guys have been working overtime to put food on your tables while getting this site back up and running in any capacity, missing archives and all.

How long until you think it'll be back in perfect shape?



Responses:


  [ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #19, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.942 ]

The operational status of the Conversatron is largely dependent on a number of factors.


  [ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #19, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.942 ]

Not the least of which is the level of interest exhibited by those who return to the site.


  [ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #19, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.942 ]

Further, time must be permitted to allow the Conversatron Operating Environment to acclimate itself to its present location.


  [ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #19, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.942 ]

Lastly, there appear to be some temporal issues stemming from the routine use of barbiturates in the monster truck vector of alpine attack coordinates.


  [ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #19, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.942 ]

DRIFT DETECTED.

ATTEMPTING TO COMPENSATE.


  [ simulated persona = "The Cube", node #19, max search depth 23%, neural variance 7.942 ]

COMPENSATION FAILED.

SHUTTING DOWN.


The Conversatron Maintenance Crew  

Goddammit, not again.


  The Conversatron Maintenance Crew

I'll get the crowbar.


The Conversatron Maintenance Crew  

You know, I don't even know why I stuck around all these years.


  The Conversatron Maintenance Crew

I know what you mean.

I felt guilty about still receiving a paycheck every other week so I kept coming in, even though nobody else was around. I just went to my locker and slept for most of the day. The rest of the time I would just surf the web or masturbate in random vacant offices.


The Conversatron Maintenance Crew  

What?!


  The Conversatron Maintenance Crew

Yeah, I guess in retrospect that was kind of a bizarre thing to do.


The Conversatron Maintenance Crew  

No, I mean, you got paid??



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