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  The Asker

Why are the pictures of Dante and Randal in color?



Responses:


Randal  

Do you want to field this one or should I?


  Dante

I'm pretty sure it's your turn.

I think I'm going to go take a leak.


Randal  

Fair enough.


Randal  

Ahem.


Randal  

As you well know, Clerks was filmed entirely in black and white, and yet here we are, in living color.


Randal  

How is this possible, you ask? The magic of the Conversatron allows you, the viewer, to engage us, the askees, on a level so personal it is wholly unprecedented.


Randal  

It is as though you are standing right here in the Quick Stop with us, vis a vis, as opposed to viewing us through some antiquated, celluloid-based medium.


  Dante

So did you tell him about the music video?


Randal  

That was a fast piss.


  Dante

Yeah, well, someone jammed gum in the lock.


Randal  

You know, you'd think we'd have figured out who's been doing that by now.


  Dante

Bunch of savages in this town.



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