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SYSTEM MESSAGE: Those Responsible

  Spendocrat

Who are the masked figures behind this iteration of the Conversatron?



Responses:


Toki Wartooth  

These? These are just our roadies.

They go wherever we go.


  A Dethklok roadie



Pickles, the drummer  

Uh, Toki, I think he means who's pulling the strings of this operation.


  Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Oh, well, then thats would be us.


Toki Wartooth  

But he said masked figures. We don't wears any masks.


  Skwisgaar Skwigelf

I thinks he means masked figures likes the kinds that are all mysterious and stuff, nots because we actual wears masks.


Toki Wartooth  

Then why didn't he just say that in the first place?


Pickles, the drummer  

I think he was trying to add a certain feel to his question, you know?


  William Murderface

What I want to know is why we don't have any masks!


Nathan Explosion  

Yeah! That would be awesome!

They could have, like, horns and...


  William Murderface

...be made out of rusty metal!


Nathan Explosion  

Yeah!! Horns made out of rusted metal!

And they'd be, like, on fire...


  Skwisgaar Skwigelf

...How would we bes able to wears them if theys were on fire?


Toki Wartooth  

Yeah, our faces would get all hot.


Nathan Explosion  

Uhh...


  William Murderface

Umm...


Nathan Explosion  



  Skwisgaar Skwigelf



Toki Wartooth  



  William Murderface



Nathan Explosion  

...And there could be lasers on the side!


  William Murderface

And little bits of gore all over it!


  Nathan Explosion

God, yes!

That would be so brutal.



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