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SYSTEM MESSAGE: Milkman Dan

  DesiredName

How many people has Milkman Dan killed during the 'Tron's downtime?



Responses:


  Milkman Dan

Like I keep count.


  Milkman Dan

Though I do recall, somewhat fondly, a little jaunt I went on just last week.


  Milkman Dan

The elementary school decided it would hold its annual holiday play outdoors this year.


  Milkman Dan

As part of a plea bargain, I agreed to help the stagehands out by modifying the milk truck to produce fake snow. The kids loved it.


Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

That's suspiciously nice of you, Dan.


  Milkman Dan

I'm just doing my part.


  Ted Johnson

Speaking of, when are you going to return my wood chipper and leaf blower?


  Milkman Dan

I'm almost done with them, I've just got a few small jobs left to do around the house; I hope you don't mind.


  Ted Johnson

Not at all, I know how it can get around this time of the year.

Say, did you ever take care of that nasty asbestos problem?


  Milkman Dan

Oh yes.


  Ted Johnson

Good. After all those third graders came down with mesothelioma, I really started to worry about you.


Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

I hate you, Milkman Dan.



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