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SYSTEM MESSAGE: Are you serious?

  The Asker

After all these years, you're gonna make me create a NEW login? Doubleyou tee eff! What ever happened to LOYALTY?!?



Responses:


Marketing Wonks  

Our latest consumer poll reveals that over 76% of our repeat users would prefer a Conversatron that is consistent from year to year rather than one that is constantly changing to attract new users.


Marketing Wonks  

In fact, it would appear that Conversatron users are some of the most reliable users when it comes to brand loyalty.


Marketing Wonks  

Perhaps because of this, the latest changes regarding the user database have been received as--and I'm quoting here--"vile", "sinister", and "dastardly".


  Marketing Wonks

Whoa, whoa, am I hearing you right, Dave?

You're telling me that our readers would prefer that they keep their old accounts?


Marketing Wonks  

It would certainly appear that way, yes.


  Marketing Wonks

Huh. And I'm guessing that next you're going to tell us that they don't like random content blackouts and intermittent, sporadic responses either.


Marketing Wonks  

Actually, I'm glad you bring that up. If you'll refer to my next chart, I think you will see some surprising data regarding that issue.


  Optimal Slackitude

"Meh."



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