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SYSTEM MESSAGE: Why oh why

  Philanthropi

Why do you guys have a character limit on usernames?

Makes me look pretty fuckin' stupid now.

Oh, get some funny, too.



Responses:


  Tom Servo

Philanthropi, huh?

It's got a ring to it. Like an escort.


  Crow T. Robot

Or a rapper!


  Anthropos

Yo yo yo, you'd best step off, Son.

That position's been filled.


  Anthropos

Now what you hear is not a test; I'm rappin' to the beat

And me, the groove, and these two 'bots are gonna try to move your feet


  Anthropos

Word on the street is there's a new MC by the name of Anthro P!

I was the first and I'll be the last--homemade of dirt and weed


  Anthropos

Hold up!

I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie let's rock--you don't stop--rock the riddle that will make your body rock!


Tom Servo  

Well.


  Crow T. Robot

I certa-


  Anthropos

No frills, no guise, no tricks, no lies; what you get is what you see

I've got more moves, more voice, and fewer ribs than Reynolds, Marjorie


  Tom Servo

A jab at Marjorie Reynolds? What did she ever do to you?


  Crow T. Robot

For that matter, what has she ever done at all?


  Tom Servo

Well, she was in that one movie with Fred Astaire and Bing Crosby.


  Crow T. Robot

I don't think I remember that one.


  Tom Servo

You know, the movie about the hotel that would only open during special occasions?


  Crow T. Robot

Oh!

Wait, I thought it was a motel.


  Tom Servo

Well, it was called the Holiday Inn.


  Anthropos

Say what?!



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