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SYSTEM MESSAGE: Christmas Aftermath

  Meteo

So, what did the askees get for Christmas?



Responses:


Sarcasm Man  

Just what I've always wanted!


  Mom

A new shoulder massager!


  Batman

Another year of existence.


Adam West  

A new Batcave!


  Pseudo-Scientists

A government grant!


Pseudo-Scientists  

God bless America's faith-based science initiative!


  Naked Washing Machine Boy

Pants!


  Naked Washing Machine Boy

...but then I realized they were people-pants.


  Ted Johnson

Pants!


  Ted Johnson

...but then I realized they were Toaster Pants!


  The Conversatron

Renewed existence.


  The Asker

We got the Conversatron back, I guess.


  The Asker

Man, what a gyp.


  UmmoSirius

Cure for irony & a pocketful of exuberance.


  The Kao

OH HAI OPEN THREAD.


  DesiredName

What's up, Kao.


  The Kao

Nothing much, DN. Just shitting around on the Conversatron.

You popular man with your icon.


  DesiredName

This vacuum cleaner is BUILT.


  The Kao

And here I thought you'd only be interested in its sucking power. I never pegged you as shallow.


  Sashi

Oh hey, what's going on in this thread?


  blanked

sup it's a thread


  m0nty

I, for one, would like to welcome back the Conversatron to existence in this plane ... of ... existence. I'll get my coat.


  Network Exec

And the viewers get an open thread. What more could you ask for?


The Writers  

Peace on Earth and good will towards men?


  Network Exec

Hmm... not buying it--what else you got?


The Writers  

What about Peace on Earth and Good Will Hunting? We could make it a back-to-back affair!


  The Writers

Hey yeah, cram it in with American Gladiators and we'd have back-to-back-to-back!

That's, like, three backs!


  Network Exec

Sold!


  Meteo

Looks like the Writers and the Network Exec got the beast with three backs for Christmas.


Porn  

They're not the only ones.


Porn  

...no, not that one.


Porn  

There we go.



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